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13.06.2025 07:11
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is there so much evil in the world?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
How can I get over a break up?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Thumbs down again.